Monday, January 21, 2008

victorious ed

once the zombie ed was golfing with some friends and one of there 12 year old nieces. and, if you ask the zombie ed, this 12 yr old girl was some kinda champ at golf. (what ever zombie ed).
so they play 18 holes and zombie ed is losing to everyone. on the last hole he the lil' girl goes 3 over and the zombie ed goes one over, besting the lil' girl. at which time the zombie ed starts patting himself on the back(it's easy 'cause his arms come off) and making a lil' fun of the 12 year old girl. at which point the 12 year old girl begins to cry. but will that slow down a zombie ed in his celebration, hells no, he's a zombie. for zombie eds, lil' girl tears are second only to brains.

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