Friday, May 2, 2008
Monday, January 21, 2008
victorious ed
once the zombie ed was golfing with some friends and one of there 12 year old nieces. and, if you ask the zombie ed, this 12 yr old girl was some kinda champ at golf. (what ever zombie ed).so they play 18 holes and zombie ed is losing to everyone. on the last hole he the lil' girl goes 3 over and the zombie ed goes one over, besting the lil' girl. at which time the zombie ed starts patting himself on the back(it's easy 'cause his arms come off) and making a lil' fun of the 12 year old girl. at which point the 12 year old girl begins to cry. but will that slow down a zombie ed in his celebration, hells no, he's a zombie. for zombie eds, lil' girl tears are second only to brains.
Thursday, August 2, 2007
the legend begins...
a long time ago in warehouse far, far away, there was a sweet heart of an ed. and he loved to live in his warehouse and prance with all the kittens he could find. then one day, in mid prance, sweet heart ed saw a new warehouser(the 'f'er). as ed stood frozen in mid prance the new warehouser walked up to one of sweetheart eds kittens and kicked it.
the shock of seeing his favorite kitten, muffy, kicked into oblivion dropped sweetheart ed the floor. after crying away the first 4 hours of the day, sweetheart ed woke to find the warehouse was no longer a place he love, it had become a thing to hate and fear. (and as you of course know sweetheart eds cry gum-drop tears, so you can imagine the mess left behind)
sweetheart ed started to die right then and there. but sweet heart ed was also special ed. and special ed as we all know doesn't die all at once, it dies slowly. piece by piece.
so our sweetheart ed decieded he couldn't take anymore of the warehouse, or life for that matter, so, for the first time, he decieded to sleep his lunch hour away.
but he thought, "if sweetheart ed sleep lunch, when sweetheart ed eat?" he decieded he had better eat his sandwich first. unfortunatly the dead body of muffy fell from the sky, cursed by all that was naughty, and landed right on sweetheart eds sandwich. infecting it will a horribly delightful zombie virus. but sweetheart ed loves green stuff and eat it in one bite.
sweetheart ed made his way out to his sleeping truck. each time our sweetheart ed slept, more and more of the sweetheart died, and the zombie was there waiting to fill in the gap left behind. until one day sweetheart ed was no more, and zombie ed awoke with full force, hunger for brains, and a new love to tell funny storys. this is how the legend begins...
you can actually see the sweetheart running out his mouth down the side of the sleeping truck. sad...
the shock of seeing his favorite kitten, muffy, kicked into oblivion dropped sweetheart ed the floor. after crying away the first 4 hours of the day, sweetheart ed woke to find the warehouse was no longer a place he love, it had become a thing to hate and fear. (and as you of course know sweetheart eds cry gum-drop tears, so you can imagine the mess left behind)
sweetheart ed started to die right then and there. but sweet heart ed was also special ed. and special ed as we all know doesn't die all at once, it dies slowly. piece by piece.
so our sweetheart ed decieded he couldn't take anymore of the warehouse, or life for that matter, so, for the first time, he decieded to sleep his lunch hour away.
but he thought, "if sweetheart ed sleep lunch, when sweetheart ed eat?" he decieded he had better eat his sandwich first. unfortunatly the dead body of muffy fell from the sky, cursed by all that was naughty, and landed right on sweetheart eds sandwich. infecting it will a horribly delightful zombie virus. but sweetheart ed loves green stuff and eat it in one bite.
sweetheart ed made his way out to his sleeping truck. each time our sweetheart ed slept, more and more of the sweetheart died, and the zombie was there waiting to fill in the gap left behind. until one day sweetheart ed was no more, and zombie ed awoke with full force, hunger for brains, and a new love to tell funny storys. this is how the legend begins...
you can actually see the sweetheart running out his mouth down the side of the sleeping truck. sad...
Wednesday, August 1, 2007
iZombies finally here!!!
finally got my iZombie today, i had 2 kill a line of like 30 people that had been in line for like 49 hours, but it was worth it...
cousin zombie rob has the most recognized name in the zombie 
unkle-zombie-sam
cousin zombie retard finally found a job...our last family reunion ended badly...
heres a vid of our last zombie-fam reunion, we lost alot of good zombies that day...
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